Stuck in the Friend Zone trailer

So you're stuck in the friendzone. I can very easily explain this to you. You're probably

a little bitch of a man. You're not a total loser, but you are still somewhat of a loser

because women don't want to fuck you. There's a reason you're pussy free. You're masturbating

to try and make yourself feel better about the fact that you've been friendzoned again.

You're going to stay a pussy free virgin or you're going to become a born again virgin.