April Fools

Oh hi there handsome, I can't believe I'm about to tell you this but I've actually had

quite a crush on you for quite some time. I fantasise about you all the time. Oh the

way you strut around so confident, oh it's *********. I picture us together, our bodies

intertwined. That's right stud, you heard me correctly. I'm not some blushing damsel

whispering sweet nothings, I am a tigress, a vixen ready to devour her prey.