Bambi Meets the Bad Butler

So, here we are again. Yes we are. What's happening this time, my lord?

Well, Butler, as it happens, I've got a lovely friend of mine. She got in touch.

She hasn't had a good time in a while. She's not been fucked in a while. That's a sad story.

It's a very sad story. We hate starting with sad stories. It's unfortunate.

And I thought, you know what? I will be more than happy to solve your problem.