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Why would it be weird if we were not friends anymore? If we were something more?

Gosh, who would date you? Me? You're an absolute monster when you're in a relationship with someone.

Well, not a monster monster. Like, you're not a terrible person, but I don't think you're really ready to be committed.

I'm just saying, why would it be terrible if we were more than friends in a different way?

Friends with benefits? If you want to say that, I'm cool with calling it that.