I cant wait to lock your useless cock up

Hey, guess what I've got here baby? I've got the keys. I'm sorry darling, but you may not have the keys.

Um, you know what? I think I'm just going to pop them in here. Sorry.

That's so unfortunate, but what are you going to do? Huh?

Oh, you just can't have the key and unfortunately your car is locked up. I'm sorry. It's trapped.

Oh, I'm sorry. This is so true. How does that feel? You know, being trapped and you've got the keys to get out, huh?