Sorority Farts (Fart Fetish, Facesitting, Ass Sniffing)

So you know you're applying for the janitor position, right?

I'm going to have a seat on top of you and explain to you what it is that you'll be doing.

We have decided to not buy toilet paper anymore.

It's very expensive and there's so many of us.

There's at least 15 girls in this dorm alone.