Tinder date!

Is this some kind of joke? Why did you swipe right? I'm your mom!

Yes, I know Tinder is for hookups. In fact, I have been having such great success.

It seems that your mom still has it.

Yes, I have a date very soon with one of the guys that we matched on Tinder and I'm getting ready to go.

What do you mean this dress is very slutty? Because you can get a full view of my boobs?