Who is better, me or your girlfriend?

What do you mean how I got into your house? I still have the keys you know

the ones that you gave me before breakup. Why am I here? Well I heard that you have

a new girlfriend and I decided to look her up and I'm sorry to say that she's

less than me in every way. You don't believe that? You really don't remember how my boobs are?

Do you need a close-up to maybe refresh your memory? Overall me and my boobs are